i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”
(Source: growlithed, via maddiekira)
i want to kiss you and hold you and put my head on your chest and smile with you and laugh at you and hug you tight and give you butterflies and play tag with you and push you over and sit on ur tummy and love you so much you can’t stand it you’re so perfect
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Anxiety (2013)
Oh… well, thank you tumblr for making me realise I might actually have a slight anxiety issue… because this totally explains me.
I’m so glad I’m not this bad about it anymore. Balls.
Describes me haha fml
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who would name their kid zoey 101
Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name
why would her room number be zoey
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It’s not cute when your shorts are so short that you can’t see them underneath your t-shirt.
I just realized that I will probably die alone.. never get married or have children.. Like.. nobody would want that with me.. nobody will ever love me enough to want to spend their life with me.. I’m quite sure that I know that as a fact.. :/ I hate life. I really do.
yeah go ahead and explain to me all the sense that this tweet makes.
(Source: dumbesttweets, via iamthebeastandtheharlot)
